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CAN'T MAKE A JOKE



Credits
Lyric Credits: Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper
Music Credits: Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper
Producer Credits: Sam Cooper
Performance Credits: Sam Cooper--all tracks
Description
Short Song Description:
about people who could use a sense of humor
Metadata
Song Length 2:42
Primary Genre Country-Boogie
Tempo / Feel Country-Rockabilly
Tempo / Feel Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1 Fun
Language English
Lyrics
Can't Make a Joke
music and words by Chris Gantry, Jon Roniger and Sam Cooper ©2010
615-469-4067 jericat@yahoo.com

Now I'm in a feud 1
I had words with some big dude 1
We'd get along if only he 1
Would share a drink and a doob with me 1

I can't help it if his wife is fat 5
I was only kidding when I said that 5
It aint worth startin' World War Three 5
If I cant make a joke then this joke's on me 1

He said them thar's fightin' words
She's just big boned, I think she's perdy
You better take it back
I'm gonna whoop your big mouth ass

I's just having a little bit a fun
I weren't tryin' to hurt no one
If you're fixin' to beat me black and blue
If I can't make a joke then the joke's on you

Serious whites and serious blacks
As serious as a heart attack
There's a girl at the bar with a serious rack
Don't anybody ever wanna get happy
Serious Muslims, Serious Jews
Serious nuns in them Catholic schools
Serious terrorists in the air
Serious bombs in their underwear
Serious Cyrus serious Swift
In 20 years they'll need a serious lift
Serious left and serious right
With intern and call girl appetites
Serious athletes, serious falls
Tiger had some serious balls
Serious this and serious that
I seriously just don't give a crap

Better loosen up that attitude
If you can't take a joke then the joke's on you
It aint worth startin' World War Three
If I can't make a joke then the joke's on me