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Santa's Back In Rehab (2018)



Credits
Lyric Credits: Sam Cooper, Tommy Tyson
Music Credits: Sam Cooper
Producer Credits: Sam Cooper
Publisher Credits: Jerricat Music, Tommy Tyson Music
Performance Credits: Sam Cooper
Label Credits: Red Heart Records
Description
Short Song Description:
Written with my late friend, Tommy Tyson, it's the BAD SANTA of songs. This is the updated version of 2018.
Story Behind the Song:
Written with my late friend, Tommy Tyson, it's the BAD SANTA of songs. Santa may have some faults that we need to know about.
Metadata
Song Length 5:13
Primary Genre Unique-Comedy
Tempo / Feel Unique-Holiday
Tempo / Feel Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1 Insults
Subject Matter 2 Joy
Mood 1 Jovial
Mood 2 Cheerful
Similar Artist 1 Randy Newman
Language English
Lyrics

SANTA'S BACK IN REHAB

music and words by Tommy Tyson and Sam Cooper © 2008

615-469-4067 jericat@yahoo.com.com


(BALLAND INTRO)

THERE ARE EASTER EGGS IN SPRINGTIME,

THANKSGIVING TURKEY'S GREAT,

AND FIREWORKS LIGHT THE SKY,

ON THE FOURTH OF JULY,

BUT DECEMBER BRINGS US MORE,

THAN ICICLES AND SNOW,

DAD WANTED A DOG AND A GARDEN TOOL,

SO SANTA BROUGHT HIM A BITCH AND A HOE.


SANTA'S BACK IN REHAB! (ongoing lead line to every line till the next-to-last two lines at the end of song):

IT'S ALL OVER CNN, THAT THEY PUT HIM THERE AGAIN,

HE'LL GET OUT IN 30 DAYS - PIMPING BARBIE FROM HIS SLEIGH,

HE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE SKY -- 'CAUSE THE DRUGS GET HIM SO HIGH,

HE BOUGHT COCAINE FROM AN ELF, DID AN 8-BALL BY HIMSELF,

HE'S HIDING FROM SOME DUDES, WHO HE RIPPED OFF FOR SOME LUDES,

WE'D HAVE HAPPY GIRLS AND BOYS, IF HE DIDN'T SELL THEIR TOYS,

HE'S A TOTAL CHRISTMAS MESS - HE EATS PROZAC, HE'S DEPRESSED,

THE FAA GAVE THIS GUY , THE WORLD'S FIRST FLYING D.U.I.,

WHEN HE NEEDS SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER - HE SMOKES CRACK AND GUZZLES BEER,

HE STILL GETS IT UP BECAUSE - VIAGRA WORKS WITH MRS. CLAUS,

USED TO HAVE KIDS OF HIS OWN, BUT HE LOST THEM WHEN HE GOT STONED,

HE CAN'T HAVE MORE KIDS WE FEAR, CAUSE HE JUST COMES ONCE A YEAR (...AND THAT'S DOWN THE CHIMNEY),

WHEN THE CAROLERS STROLL AROUND -- HE'LL BURGLARIZE THEIR TOWN,

NOT AS BAD AS OTHER YEARS -- WHEN HE WAS THERE WITH BRITNEYSPEARS,

HE'S STILL DOING HEAVY DRUGS--CHASING HOOKERS WITH BIG JUGS,

CLAIMS HE SHIT-FACED DRUNK, CAUSE SOMEONE ELECTED TRUMP,

HE CAN'T FEEL HIS FINGER TIPS -- WHEN HE'S TAKING ACID TRIPS,

BRINGING TOYS TO EVERY CHILD, HE'S BECOME A PEDOPHILE,

YULETIDE WAS NO LONGER FUN - WE CAUGHT HIM LOADING UP HIS GUN,

EVERYBODY KNOWS HE LIED -- NOW HE'S TALKING SUICIDE,


SANTA'S BACK IN REHAB,

BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME BAG?

THE NORTH POLE'S BECOME HIS DRUG LAB,

NOW SANTA'S BACK IN REHAB.